Hubcab falling off=Me trying desperately to put it back on=Me failing desperately to put it back on=Nice neighbor offering to help put it back on=Nice neighbor also failing to put it back on=Hubcab still not on=Conversation with nice neighbor=Potential neighbor friend
Too much? Here’s a quick recap. Hubcap=Friend
Hmmm, I think I messed up somewhere in there because my gut is still along the lines of Hubcap=Crap when not actually attached to wheel. You do the math.